"Hey JC,   I thought Demand CS was taken off the market by those tree-hugging anti-stick bug killing environwhackos.  Still can buy it?"

"Yo Turdleknucklehead and JC,   Sub 40s now.  They'll go back to hell for a few months until it gets warm again."

"Yo Lane!  Yo JC, No stinkbugs in Chester County PA.  I think the heavy rains rotted the little $*+Y@!(!'s souls!"

"Yo JC,   Is he for real?  Is MerlinG really the Turdleman??"

"Very few bogies up here in SE PA. Maybe all the rain killed them?"

"Hey Turdleman,   Check out the eggs!  You can scramble them up for Sunday brunch with a six pack of course."

"Hey JC,   Whats happening???  Haven't seen one in 3 months.  Are they massing for a fall attack??"

"JC,   Very few inside now.  They are all outside creating havoc."

"Great idea, love it!  I would coat the screening too."

"Dead invaders.  LOVE IT!!   Hey JC, Seems like activity is dropping here in SE PA.  Think they are all outside proliferating now?"

"Hey JC,   You gotta be kidding me. What an idiot!  Sure it wasn't Turdleman that was responding to you."

"Hey JC,   I sent in an SOS request to SC Johnson.  Here is what they came back with:    Hi Joe,Thanks for reaching out to us — I think we have just what you're looking for!Earth Options by Raid® House and Garden…"

"Went to church on Easter.  One of the little $&%(# was in the holy water!!!   Kill them all!"

"JC, 75 and sunny.   Bogies on the loose everywhere!!"

"Hey JC, Success!!!  My native Delaware leads the pack of course: http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20110304/NEWS02/103040371/Stink-bugs-meet-their-nemesis?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|Home|p   Die you #I^%((&(#&(  "

"Aaawww Tammy,   I'm at my computer reading your post and a bogey falls from the drop ceiling right on my keyboard.  Hate those #$%#$%%#!  "