"i spokes too soone JC.   Bogies everywhere today.  i think it is the nice warm weather and then snow coming tomarrow.  Tehy are comin out to play"

"VEry few stinkers here in PA.  Maybe the rains killed em??"

"Hey Merlin,   You must be real cause I am the Turdleman!  Don't listen to Stinkbug Clark.  he is not a nice man.  Plus I think he's bin sniffin too much of that Demand CS. True you are!  The stinkers are Gods…"

"WELL JC,   LOOKS LIKE  IT BEGINS!!!   GAME ON"

"YO YO YO JC,   Chek this out.  Inside stinker trap!   http://www.dailylocal.com/articles/2011/08/01/news/srv0000012810650.txt"

"YO YO YO, JC!   Check out today's YAYHOO story:   http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110520/ap_on_bi_ge/us_food_and_farm_stink_bugs   A feature on stink bugs!!!  My favorit is:   "If I was a mad scientist doing gene…"

"my ol buddy joe stinkbug clark uses his alkohol spray.  kills em dead"

"very kool trap.  i might just haveta get me a trap and sit out with a case of beer and watch the little stinkers go towards the light."

"Duddint work SSB.  I tried it.  Left one in a plastic bag outside for a night.  It toook a little time but then the beastie just woke up.  I'm tellin ya, suspended animalization.  Just like Austen Powers."

"I mights have to by some xtra small tshirts for my turdles Ann.  Thanks."

"Kool.  Luv them sex lures."

"YO JC,   I did an expeeramint.  I had a stinker walking across the table and fryed his $(*$)# with a lighter.  i wanted to see if he would just burn up or let one go.  Guess what, he still stunk!"

"Hey JC,   I got a greate idea.  The next one I see, im putting him in a cup of mountain doo and freezin em.  then im gonna thaw him out in april and see what happens.  it will be like jurastic park."

"YO Saraw,   Microwavin dont killem?   That gives me idea.  I'm gonna get the wifes tazer and see if it kills em.  It only stuns me but maybe it will killem.   i'll report back"

"That video just kills me JC. Hey. I brought my new little pal in this mornin. Its 17 degrees out. he was dead as a dorrnail. 10 minutes later, hes walking around. im tellin ya, they aint of this world JC."

"YOOOO JC, Ur ol buddy, the Turdleman has gocha covered. One of the little beasties is in a plastic bag outside today and tonite under a pile of leafs. i'll report back tomorrow."